One Billion Seconds Greeting Card

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Regular price £2.50 GBP

Do you know someone who's just turned 31? Well it's their lucky year! After consulting with the office mathematician (calculator), we discovered that 31.69 years is also 1 billion seconds – which means there's another reason to celebrate!

Simply tap in their birthdate and time of birth (if you know it) below to find out precisely when you should be cracking open that bubbly.

Need to know
Size: A6 (105 x 148mm / 4.1 x 5.8in – fits as standard sized letter in UK post)
Inside: Message inside left page (see photos). Blank on the inside right page for your own message
Envelope: Plain white gummed with diamond flap
Additional info: Printed in the UK on recycled card

The patch is also available to buy individually.

When will you have lived for 1 billion seconds?

Enter the date and approximate time that you (or a friend) were born and press Submit to find out!


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We securely accept all debit and credit cards as well as PayPal via the Shopify platform.

Do you ship internationally?

Yes, we are based in the UK but we can deliver our products all over the world. Shipping costs will apply and will be added during the checkout process.

You can change the prices on our site to a number of different currencies using the drop-down menu at either the top or the bottom of the page. Orders will be charged in Pound Sterling (GBP) once you reach the checkout process.

How long will it take to get my order?

It depends on your location. Orders from within the UK will be dispatched within 1 business day and take 1-3 business days to arrive. International deliveries can take anywhere from 7-16 days.

Can I return my order?

Hopefully you will love our products but if you would like to return an order we will gladly accept them if they are in their original unused condition.

Please get in touch within 14 days of delivery to initiate a return. Items will then need to be sent back within 30 days of delivery and you will need to cover the cost of return shipping.

Any returned items will be refunded minus the cost of the original delivery. Items in an unsellable condition will unfortunately not be refunded.

How do I get free UK shipping?

Free UK standard shipping is available if you spend £20 or more in one transaction. When completing the checkout process a free delivery option should be available to select if your shopping cart total matches or exceeds the necessary amount.

How do I use a promo / coupon code?

Promotional and coupon codes can be entered during the checkout process. Simply enter the code in the box labelled 'discount'.

Do you offer wholesale?

If you are interested in selling our products in a retail environment please get in touch with us.


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