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One Billion Seconds Patch

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Regular price £6.00 GBP

Forget turning 30, we’re all about turning 31.69, which also happens to be 1 billion seconds (as well as 11,574 days, but who’s counting…?).

So, if you know anybody coming up to this incredible milestone birthday, this patch is just the thing to help them celebrate. And don’t forget to send them a matching card too!

Tap in their birth date and time of birth below (if you know it) to find out precisely when to crack open the bubbly.

Need to know
Size: 7.5cm (2.95in) diameter
Style: Embroidered
Backing: Iron-on or sew-on
Additional info: Made in the UK

When will you have lived for 1 billion seconds?

Enter the date and approximate time that you (or a friend) were born and press Submit to find out!


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How long will it take to get my order?

It depends on your location. Orders from within the UK will be dispatched within 1 business day and take 1-3 business days to arrive. International deliveries can take anywhere from 7-16 days.

Can I return my order?

Hopefully you will love our products but if you would like to return an order we will gladly accept them if they are in their original unused condition.

Please get in touch within 14 days of delivery to initiate a return. Items will then need to be sent back within 30 days of delivery and you will need to cover the cost of return shipping.

Any returned items will be refunded minus the cost of the original delivery. Items in an unsellable condition will unfortunately not be refunded.

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Free UK standard shipping is available if you spend £20 or more in one transaction. When completing the checkout process a free delivery option should be available to select if your shopping cart total matches or exceeds the necessary amount.

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